Farmers who are constantly working on the land, they are sometimes tired of their work. Anyone could do milking cows, it’s something that eventually becomes a rhythm. No wonder that some developers like Electronic Arts, or EA, know better than anyone how to milk a cow. This time, a cow is expecting a PSP calf, and it will be named Medal of Honor – Heroes. The barn has now grown to a few dozen cows and calves, so EA is the big bull that jumps on everything and fertilizes the world with even more cows and calves. As a fan of computer games I don’t understand why some developers, EA is really not the only one, suddenly switch to milking cows. This dairy, also known as a milking facility, has continued in a major trend in recent years by other developers and publishers. You would almost get sick and no longer believe that milk can still be good for your teeth or for a nice cheese sandwich. A cheese sandwich is at least worth something, because it has such a nice golden yellow color. That golden color is due to the fact that cheese plays away much better than the milk production of, for example, EA. The game controls of cheese are also much better than those of milk in my opinion, at least you get your money’s worth. Unfortunately, in the crisis years, they were already happy if they could afford milk over cheese. Cheese was for the rich and milk for the poor. So people who had savings and bought cheese bought a good cheese with great game controls and excellent single and multiplayer. It amazes me every day that there are still people who prefer milk to cheese. Let me try to tell you why.

In Medal of Honor – Heroes you have access to twelve unique farming landscapes. These can vary from meadows on rocky coasts in Italy to rainy country streets in the Netherlands and snowy hillside meadows in the Belgian Ardennes. As a player you have to make sure that you know your environment well and don’t just walk from the only concrete farm to the others and milk everyone. By the way, milking is done with machines that shoot small cartridges of milk at the milker. This sounds wonderfully idiotic, but it is and that’s why I’m going to continue where I left off. Just to start with a new paragraph on ”the big milk and milking” preview of Medal of Honor – Heroes for the PSP…

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